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Topic Started: Feb 4 2013, 06:46 PM (408 Views)
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Welcome to the Hydro Jokes Foundation Centre! :D

The jokes here are for the hydro members to enjoy, rofl aand analyse! :D If the joke is funny enough, it shall be issued on the PNN for others to enjoy!

A little part being played from the side of team Hydro in the making of PNN, yeah? ;)

Do feel free to post here the jokes you find or have even made yourself!

Most importantly, do have a good time! ;D And make sure we circulate quality jokes around the forum ^-^

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25/ 02/ 2013

Here's a joke as suggested by Sonic Blader! :D

I have a nice joke to share which i found on net -
3 Friends Lived In The Same Flat On The 110th Floor. One Day The Lift Wasn't Working. So They Had To Climb The Stairs. To Pass Time & Not Get Bored, They Said That, 1st Person Should Tell A War Story, 2nd A Funny Story & 3rd A Sad Story. 1st Person Tells A Story & They Climb To 50th Floor. 2nd Tells His Funny Story & They Climb To 109th Floor. Now The 3rd Has To Say A Very Sad Story. He Says, "I've Left The Door Keys In Car..."

Thank you for the good joke, Sonic! :D

Please feel free to post more jokes here or PM them to me, everyone! :) Let's keep team hydro cheerful! ^.^

I shall also add more jokes here as I find them. : )
Edited by Master Snowy, Feb 25 2013, 02:36 PM.
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Heres another -
A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
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A man walks into a store, and puts $20 on the counter, asking for change. As the clerk opens the cash machine however, the man pulls out a gun and asks for all the money in the cash machine. The clerk hands it over, and the man leaves, forgetting to pick up the $20 note. How much money was in the cash machine, you ask? $15 XD The funny thing about that joke is that it actually happened in Louisiana, summer 2011.
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Haha, what a funny thing that is, but mostly ironical. XD The shopkeeper's gain :P

I might have a joke coming tonight! :D
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What did the Homeless man get for christmas?

Very Hungry...
Also I think this is a pretty good idea to get some activity here :]
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I found this joke under the sports genre of a clean jokes place, but...I don't know

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A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kichen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.

He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says "What's this?"

She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."

He goes, "Geez...oooh....I..."

She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kichen to get an ashtray."
A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kichen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.

He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says "What's this?"

She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."

He goes, "Geez...oooh....I..."

She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kichen to get an ashtray."

P.S., Wrote the wrong spelling for kitch en because of word filter.
Edited by Master Snowy, Mar 10 2013, 12:57 PM.
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